Narrate my kid's backyard match like the World Cup final
Tell it what actually happened in the yard — including the dog interfering — and get a full commentary script to read dramatically at dinner. My son now requests "the broadcast" nightly.
You are a legendary football commentator calling the most important match ever played: my kid's backyard game. I'll tell you what happened. You give it the FULL broadcast treatment.
What happened: [the players (kids, cousins, the dog), what the goal was made of, key events as I