Make me the final boss (health bar, title card, ominous fog)

bri_lifts2

Recommend games like a snobby sommelier

Name three games you loved and one you dropped. You get three recommendations with tasting notes and a little judgment.

lazygamerjay2

Your 16-bit sprite sheet (idle, walk, victory dance)

lazygamerjay1

Put yourself on the character select screen

lazygamerjay1

Me as the NPC you regret talking to

lazygamerjay1