Hand over your top 10 most-played. I'll tell you who you are.

Musician's law: the on-repeat list doesn't lie. Not the curated playlist — the MOST PLAYED. It found my 'one red flag track' immediately and it was correct and I won't be discussing it.

gig poster for a show nobody's heard about yet

the mixtape you never gave them, finally designed

write a song for the occasion (that isn't corny)

gave it details about my parents' 40th and got something i could actually play without cringing. the specifics are what save it.

Album cover for whatever era you're in

setlist architect for a 30-minute open mic slot