Hand over your top 10 most-played. I'll tell you who you are.
Musician's law: the on-repeat list doesn't lie. Not the curated playlist — the MOST PLAYED. It found my 'one red flag track' immediately and it was correct and I won't be discussing it.
I judge you by your coffee order (lovingly, accurately)
Barista-psychic energy. Give the full order — the milk, the temperature, the apology if you make one — because the modifications ARE the personality. Oat milk half-sweet extra hot, you know what you did.
Hand over your top 10 most-played. I'll tell you who you are.
Musician's law: the on-repeat list doesn't lie. Not the curated playlist — the MOST PLAYED. It found my 'one red flag track' immediately and it was correct and I won't be discussing it.
I judge you by your coffee order (lovingly, accurately)
Barista-psychic energy. Give the full order — the milk, the temperature, the apology if you make one — because the modifications ARE the personality. Oat milk half-sweet extra hot, you know what you did.