Turn Me and My Roommate into a Pair of Door God New Year Paintings

Two people, one on each side, glaring fiercely, one holding a broom and one holding a power strip. That woodblock print style with bold reds and greens, colors slightly misaligned. Stick it on the dorm door and everyone who visits next door will stand there staring for ages. She says her version looks more badass than mine, we're not done with this yet.