Snap Your Plant, Get a Fridge Care Card (With Actual Numbers)

After killing my fourth pothos I finally got it: it's not that I'm lazy, it's that "water moderately" is BS. Send a photo, get a palm-sized care card for your fridge—water every X days, keep it X meters from the window, repot every X months. All numbers. Mine's been thriving since I started following the card.