Everyone in your building, in one photograph on the stairs

Eleven flats. We share a front door, a damp problem and a stairwell, and in six years there has never been a photograph of us. Took one of the stairs, gave it everyone's faces, and got the thing I actually wanted: all of us at our own heights, on our own landings, in that terrible green paint. The man on the ground floor has had it framed.