Your pet's mugshot (the evidence was delicious)
bean knocked a full glass of water onto my laptop and then SAT IN THE PUDDLE. so she got processed. send a photo of your criminal, get a booking photo with height chart, case number, and the charge. print it. frame it. show it to them at dinner.

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