Your cat gets its own tiny workstation. It was going to sit on yours anyway.

Mochi has attended every standup since 2024 from the middle of my keyboard. So the template built her what she's been asking for: an exact one-eighth-scale desk beside mine — tiny glowing monitor, tiny chair she's actually sitting in, tiny mug, a tiny cable mess faithfully mirroring mine. One paw on the tiny keyboard, deeply serious. My desk stays exactly as messy as I left it, which makes it a documentary. Tweak: 'two tiny monitors' — she's earned them.