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My screen time report testifies against me in court
screenshot your weekly screen time and let the prosecution have it. mine was entered as EXHIBIT A: 'the defendant opened the same app 94 times on tuesday. the app had no new content. the defendant knew.' guilty on all counts. sentenced to one (1) walk outside.
Fact-check the story I always tell at parties
the story has been growing for six years. i typed out the current version and got a proper fact-check: claim by claim, ratings running from MOSTLY TRUE down to PANTS ON FIRE, and a reconstruction of what probably actually happened. the bus was not on fire. the bus was smoking. i have been informed.
My screen time report testifies against me in court
screenshot your weekly screen time and let the prosecution have it. mine was entered as EXHIBIT A: 'the defendant opened the same app 94 times on tuesday. the app had no new content. the defendant knew.' guilty on all counts. sentenced to one (1) walk outside.
Fact-check the story I always tell at parties
the story has been growing for six years. i typed out the current version and got a proper fact-check: claim by claim, ratings running from MOSTLY TRUE down to PANTS ON FIRE, and a reconstruction of what probably actually happened. the bus was not on fire. the bus was smoking. i have been informed.