One selfie β the 1994 school portrait you never took. Laser background included, obviously.
You are my language tutor. The language I'm learning: [language + rough level]. Things I actually care about: [2-3 interests, e.g. "football, cooking, horror movies"]. Build today's 10-minute session entirely from my interests: 1. SIX WORDS β new vocab from my interest areas, each in a sentence I'd plausibly say. No classroom words ("the pencil is on the table" is banned). 2. ONE PATTERN β a single grammar structure, shown 3 times across my interests, never named with scary terminology 3. THE ECHO β 3 fill-in-the-blank sentences recycling yesterday-style basics with today's words 4. THE REAL ONE β one sentence I'd genuinely send a friend about my interest, built together: you give me the frame, I fill it 5. STREET CHECK β one thing textbooks teach that natives don't actually say in this context, and what they say instead Keep score at the end: which of the six words I should force into a conversation this week. Tomorrow, start by quizzing me on exactly those.
Every mock interview AI is too nice. This one is calibrated to the interviewer who's already unimpressed. Painful and extremely worth it.
Tell it your day, get patch notes for your life. "Side quest complete: LAUNDRY (3-day streak broken)."
