Turn My Course Schedule Into a "Prison Sentence Notice"

Looked at next semester's schedule—Monday 8am to Friday 9pm—and decided it deserves a more honest format. Sent a photo and got back an official "Prison Sentence Notice": one-semester sentence, charged with "overconfidence when registering courses," can reduce sentence if GPA stays above 3.5. Printing it to post on dorm door so everyone passing by confesses their crimes too.