A new trend following clay figures — transform yourself into a smooth white porcelain collectible figurine with a glossy glaze finish. People will ask what filter you used eight times after you post it.
The AC temperature you can't adjust, takeout boxes piling up, voice calls at midnight. The real problem is you can't open your mouth about it — this helps you speak up without ruining the vibe.
The clay aesthetic that's trending everywhere right now — your selfie instantly becomes a character from stop-motion animation like Shaun the Sheep, with maximum fingerprint charm.