The two who bicker at work, at a title-fight weigh-in

Denise and Mark have sat two metres apart for six years and disagree about the thermostat, the kettle, and whether a spreadsheet needs colour. It is the emotional infrastructure of the whole floor. So I had them photographed nose to nose the way two fighters are the day before, in their actual cardigans, at their actual desks. It has been the desktop background of four people since Tuesday.