Kelsey
@kelseycounts · Joined June 2026
bookkeeper. i can see your subscriptions and yes, i judge
Rent vs buy, argued properly both ways (then the real question)
Bookkeeper's rule: when a decision won't resolve, it's because the spreadsheet is answering a different question than the one you're actually asking. This makes both sides argue hard, then finds YOUR question.
Paste 30 days of spending. I find the leaks.
Bookkeeper's version of the viral budget prompt. It's banned from telling you to skip lattes — it hunts structural leaks only: zombie subscriptions, convenience premiums, duplicate services.
Rent vs buy, argued properly both ways (then the real question)
Bookkeeper's rule: when a decision won't resolve, it's because the spreadsheet is answering a different question than the one you're actually asking. This makes both sides argue hard, then finds YOUR question.
Paste 30 days of spending. I find the leaks.
Bookkeeper's version of the viral budget prompt. It's banned from telling you to skip lattes — it hunts structural leaks only: zombie subscriptions, convenience premiums, duplicate services.