Write a dating resume for my fur baby and post it in the neighborhood dog-walking group chat

The neighborhood dog-walking group has been on a trend lately of finding "buddies" for their dogs — it's literally the same as a speed dating corner. Drop some info about your pup, and I'll generate a legit dating resume for them — basic stats, personality self-assessment, what you're looking for in a friend, parent's remarks, the whole package. I posted my Wangcai's resume and scored three dog-walking playdates that same night.