The family portrait, three seconds after the wifi dies

Every tab you have open, as the physical pile on your desk

Photograph any object. Get its museum-grade info card.

Photograph the router. Learn which light means it's actually broken.

The torn-up note, taped back together

Describe an app. Get its wireframe sheet.

Open the hood, photograph it, learn what everything is

Your bike, tagged like a workshop wall chart

The photo cropped too soon, finished

Same you, anywhere: the background swap that matches the light

From pencil plan to finished room

Photograph a thing. Get its engineering drawing.

Say the word and it's out of the photo

Photograph a gadget. See how it works inside.

Describe the noise your car makes, find out what it'll cost

Describe your car, the noise it makes, and exactly when it happens. Back comes the likely cause, whether it's safe to drive, and a fair price.

Photograph the dashboard light before you panic (or don't)

Photograph your dashboard, plus the car's details if you know them. You get each light named, how worried to be on a 1-10 scale, and what waiting costs.

You clicked the thing. Damage control, in order

Say what you clicked, what you typed in and roughly when, plus your country. You get the moves in order of urgency — the first 30 minutes first.