One hundred photos later — the one where the cat finally looks at you

I got 137 shots of its back of the head in my phone. Change just one thing: it turns to look at the camera, eyes landing right on you — fur, light, blanket, sitting position, everything stays exactly the same. You can pick the vibe; default is tender with a hint of disdain, peak cat energy. Post it to the group chat with "it finally noticed me" and they'll ask if you got a new cat. Tweak it to "more lovesick, like it owes me money" and the results hit different — use with caution.