dannyfixeshomes

Your smallest tool, five storeys tall downtown

Draw the room badly. It gets built exactly.

The valve you'll want to find in a hurry, marked before you need it

You, riding a lion across the grassland, no explanation

The blanket fort, shot for an architecture magazine

one chip in the corner, and every colour this room has ever been

That crack in your wall: nothing, or something?

Upload a photo of the crack. You get plain triage: what the shape and position suggest, and what to measure so you know in a month.

Fix it yourself or call a guy? Describe it and find out

Photograph what's broken and say how handy you are. Back comes a straight verdict — DIY, careful DIY, or call a pro — and what to do next.

From pencil plan to finished room

The drain that smells: photograph it, see the U-bend opened

Camping on Mars: the sunset is blue

The stick your dog is carrying, at the size he thinks it is

The thing you keep saying somebody should invent, three left on the shelf

File your dumb household hack as a patent

The one-page house manual (for sitters, guests, and future you)