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@melokafor · Joined June 2026
public librarian. yes we know about the fines. no we don't care
Photograph your bookshelf with the spines readable. Back comes a profile that cites a visible book for every claim, the ones you never opened included.
Photograph the inside of your fridge, plus a line of context if you like. It reads the shelves back to you — sharp, specific, and kind at the end.
Dump the whole 2am spiral in, unedited. It comes back sorted: what you can act on tomorrow, what needs one missing fact, what isn't yours to carry.
Answer five questions about them, down to what they complain about. Three ranked picks come back, plus the obvious gift to avoid.
List 10-15 of your group's inside jokes, nicknames and places. You get a real crossword, with clues only your people could solve.
Say what you were invited to, why you're declining, and how close this person is. You get three graded versions of the same no.
Name three books you loved and one you gave up on. You get three picks: a sure thing, a sideways one, and an older book.
Photograph your bookshelf with the spines readable. Back comes a profile that cites a visible book for every claim, the ones you never opened included.
Photograph the inside of your fridge, plus a line of context if you like. It reads the shelves back to you — sharp, specific, and kind at the end.
Answer five questions about them, down to what they complain about. Three ranked picks come back, plus the obvious gift to avoid.
Say what you were invited to, why you're declining, and how close this person is. You get three graded versions of the same no.
Name three books you loved and one you gave up on. You get three picks: a sure thing, a sideways one, and an older book.
Dump the whole 2am spiral in, unedited. It comes back sorted: what you can act on tomorrow, what needs one missing fact, what isn't yours to carry.
List 10-15 of your group's inside jokes, nicknames and places. You get a real crossword, with clues only your people could solve.
You're all caught up
