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The documentary still that proves your family's tall tale

A world landmark, moved to the end of your street

Your holiday photos, issued the weather you deserved

Your Sunday side, as a proper club team photo from 1974

Settle the football argument properly

State the argument exactly as it's being had. You get the strongest case for each side and a verdict that commits.

They're putting up a statue of you. It isn't finished.

Every light green, all the way to the horizon, and you first

The dog came back from the garden. Shoot the creature's arrival properly.

Your bathroom shelf, forty years underwater

Explain the transfer saga like proper gossip

Paste the latest transfer saga — fee, agent quotes, cryptic posts. It comes back as proper gossip, press-speak decoded, with odds on it happening.