Your cat, but bread: same markings, fresh out of the oven

Baker's confession: every cat in loaf position is already 80% of the way there. One photo of yours and it comes back as an actual baked loaf in my display case — the tabby stripes scored into the crust, the little forehead M dusted in flour, ears baked slightly darker because ears always catch. It sits among the ordinary rolls like it pays rent. Someone will tweak it to croissant, I know it, and I want to see the results. Works on dogs. Works alarmingly well on pugs.