Everyone at the party is you now

Group photo from my birthday, ran it through, and now all six people at my birthday are me. Me cutting the cake, me clapping for me, me in the back not paying attention to me. Everyone keeps their original outfit and exactly where they stood — that's the rule that makes it work — so it's unmistakably the same photo, except the guest list collapsed. My sister (now me) has never looked better. Tweaked with 'one of them is deeply unimpressed' and the one by the door is DONE with me. Fair.