One photo + a few memories = a collaged scrapbook spread with torn edges, washi tape, and handwriting. The tactile look is everything.
Snap your sad plant. Get a diagnosis, triage level, and a week-by-week rescue schedule — plus the honest "it's the pot, not you" talk.
One selfie → nine chat stickers of you: happy, dead inside, celebratory, judging… the essentials.
Upload a selfie and get yourself as a collectible action figure in the blister pack, accessories included. Wildly shareable.
