Your face, engraved on the 100 of a small proud country

One selfie and you're on the money — proper intaglio engraving, the crosshatch lines following your actual haircut, a dignified quarter-turn you have never once achieved in real life. The note is from nowhere: invented crest, ornamental borders, no real currency copied, just you looking like you stabilised an economy. I tweaked mine with 'make it the 5, the one nobody respects' and honestly the 5 suits me better. It knows.