The way you collapse after work, up on a giant downtown billboard

Me, Friday 8pm: takeout unopened, one shoe missing, photographed by my roommate. That photo now hangs on the most expensive billboard downtown — traffic streaming below, pedestrians with umbrellas, and above it all: enormous, expensively lit, collapsed me. Not a single word on it. The fewer the words, the more premium it reads; that's art. Sent it to the department chat and my manager liked it. Still unsure what that means. Tweak: 'hang it in the airport departures hall.'