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Send screenshots of this month's orders and have them write a formal complaint in the name of "the 37 times we've been ordered." Opens with "Dear user, we've noticed you've ordered after 11pm for the ninth time." Every word cuts deep, every sentence is true. I ordered a salad after reading it as penance (with fried chicken on the side).
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