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Kelsey

@kelseycounts · Joined June 2026

bookkeeper. i can see your subscriptions and yes, i judge

Rent vs buy, argued properly both ways (then the real question)

Bookkeeper's rule: when a decision won't resolve, it's because the spreadsheet is answering a different question than the one you're actually asking. This makes both sides argue hard, then finds YOUR question.

Paste 30 days of spending. I find the leaks.

Bookkeeper's version of the viral budget prompt. It's banned from telling you to skip lattes — it hunts structural leaks only: zombie subscriptions, convenience premiums, duplicate services.