Ben D.

The person in that old painting, photographed today

It works the problem on your page, in your handwriting

Any topic, as the wall poster that finally explains it

Say what's at the centre of the Earth. See the expedition photo.

On safari, sixty-six million years too late

Your toddler, given the job they clearly already have

Your kid as a paper doll, with their actual clothes as the outfits

The back seat of your car, painted like a family portrait

Your kid's lemonade stand, as an actual storefront

Guess my birth order. Then make it prove it.

Answer six ordinary questions about how you behave around people. It names oldest, middle, youngest or only — and quotes the line that gave it away.

Fill out the scary form with me, line by line

Paste the form fields you're stuck on. Each comes back with what it's really asking, what goes in the box, and where a wrong answer costs you.

What to actually ask at parent-teacher conferences

Say what grade your child is in, how they're doing, and what's worrying you. Back comes five questions to ask in order, and what each answer tells you.

The statue you photographed just moved

The notes everyone photocopies before the exam — for your topic

Where the ants are going: your pavement, at ant height

Describe an animal that should exist. Get its wildlife photo.

One photograph, with the whole evening left in it

The two of you and the thing you argue about, as a portrait of three

Your hallway ends in a cathedral

Your group chat argument, embroidered as a medieval tapestry

Your kid's drawing, but it's a real photo now

Turn a concept into a poster my students actually look at

Write a recommendation letter that sounds like you know the kid

Paste your messy notes on a student and say where the letter is going. You get a one-page letter built on specific moments, plus what's still thin.