Yang

Your Balcony is Actually Built on a Cliff Edge

微琳8

My plant filed a missing person report (about me)

ash 🌿4

Recover the faces in your backlit photo, and keep the sky

小雨4

Your instant noodles, advertised like a £200 perfume

em2

Rizz report card from one photo (graded, curved, notarized)

Upload one photo and say where it's headed. Back comes a report card: letter grades, teacher's comments, and one fix worth half a grade.

sam2

The big product launch, except it's you on stage

Remove the ChatGPT smell from my writing

Paste anything AI-assisted. It strips the tells — the em-dashes, the 'delve', the three-item lists — without flattening your voice.

The oldest thing you own, photographed on the day it was new

Walt2

Your family's year, reported as a small-town front page

The way your dog greets you, moved to an airport arrivals hall